Monthly Archives: July 2012

I moustache you a question…

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Knowing me, knowing you… AHA!

Having been reminded of the inimitable Mr Alan Partridge and his “Knowing me, knowing you” show of a few years back, I was pleased to discover that some wag is indeed selling the “Alan Partridge Club Tie and Blazer Badge Gift Pack.” During the show Alan is constantly trying to flog these item off to unsuspecting fans of his radio show (see here) but I did not expect them to actually exist!

Featuring a pear tree, shell symbol, a microphone, and of course a partridge you too can grab yourself a bargain for only £5 a pop! Available here on Ebay.

Jurassic park!

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Keep Calm, and carry on…

A young German student called Oliver Harries created this brilliant animated short for part of his degree from the University of Dusseldorf. He deserves credit… it’s brilliant! (and you can see his other stuff here.)

It follows the story of a lonely radar/gun emplacement operative late one night during the Second World War… when a group of German fighter planes hove into view, only he stands between them and “this sceptre’s isle…”

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Project Time Travel

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Facebook…Meh…

Many thanks to Cookie for inspiration for this one… When Facebook’s much vaunted stock market debut finally arrived on the 18th of May this year, it was marred by technical glitches at its home exchange in the US, the Nasdaq. After a great deal of anticipation, rock and roll celebrate endorsements and razzmatazz , repeated SEC filings and re-filings, shares were finally priced at $38 each..

Initially at least, trading was fast and intense, with 80 million shares changing hands in the first 30 seconds alone. But soon, some traders began complaining that it didn’t seem like their orders were being completed. Others found that they were getting shares at a higher price than they expected. Now, following  months of legal wrangling, and claims against JP Morgan relating to the IPO, there have been claims alleging that important information about Facebook’s financial outlook was “selectively disclosed” to big banks ahead of the IPO.

So, from a non technical perspective, it was a total balls up, people were possibly cheated, and those who did cheat, didn’t even have the good grace to do it well.

 

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Lawrence of Arabia and the Brough Superior

I know a few of you are Lawrence of Arabia fans, and I am sure most of you know of my obsession with the man and the legend.

I receive automatic emails from various auction houses whenever any Lawrence related tat comes up for sale (yes, I am that sad) and received the latest one only yesterday. A sale of autographs in Hayes, Middlesex is offering a cheque made out by Lawrence to Martins Bank Limited and made payable to Mr. George Brough for the sum of £11-3-0., and caught my eye.

First, the bad news. It’s valued at between £600 – £800, placing it firmly out of my league, and it is only a piece of paper. You can bid on the auction here.

However, interestingly the cheque is signed ‘ J H Ross.’ Lawrence was a total recluse; he flirted with notoriety and fame, but found it painful and shameful. In order to rid himself from the American journalist Lowell Thomas’s colourful and romantic depictions of ‘Lawrence of Arabia, Lawrence enlisted in the Royal Air Force as an aircraft man in August 1922 under the name John Hume Ross, at RAF Uxbridge. He was soon exposed and, in February 1923, was forced out of the RAF. He changed his name to T. E. Shaw and joined the Royal Tank Corps in 1923. He was unhappy there and repeatedly petitioned to rejoin the RAF, which finally readmitted him in August 1925.

Throughout his life Lawrence was a keen motorcyclist, and, at different times, owned eight Brough Superior motorcycles. These beasts (and look them up… they are beautiful monsters) were either provided to Lawrence by George Brough, or he purchased them at a reduced price in a sort of early celebrity endorsement. (It is possible that the cheque carries a red ink bank cancellation through the signature as it was rejected by Brough.)

The date on the cheque is 11th June 1929, and as any TEL fan will tell you, this was the year that he purchased the bike that he called George VI (UL 656), it was his seventh Brough. A Brough typically cost about £150 new (more than an average sized house in those days) so this was either a part payment, or a token sum for the machine. Inicidentaly, Brough only produced 139 bikes in that year, but was already flirting with the idea of manufacturing cars as well as bikes. This cheque would have been for the SS100 (Super Sports), powered by the twin-cam KTOR JAP V twin (J. A. Prestwich of Tottenham) These were fast bits of kit; in 1927 George Brough achieved a record 130 mph on the SS100 and in 1928 Brough broke his own record with 130.6 mph. In 1932 Ronald Storey achieved 81,08 for the standing half-mile at Brighton, and in 1939 Noel Pope secured an all time Brooklands track record lap time of 124.51 mph on an SS100.

But it was all to end in tragedy. At the age of 46, two months after leaving the Army, Lawrence was fatally injured in an accident on his eight Brough in Dorset, close to his cottage, Clouds Hill, near Wareham. A dip in the road obstructed his view of two boys on their bicycles; he swerved to avoid them, lost control and was thrown over the handlebars. He died six days later on 19 May 1935. His final Brough is still preserved in the Imperial War Museum.

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‘The Gherkin’ to become ‘The Penguin’

I have just come across the most fantastic news story… I think it might be a bit of a publicity stunt, but the concept is just wonderful… apparently, and at least according to The Zoological Society of London (who happen to own London Zoo), there are plans to transform the City’s iconic Gherkin building to ‘The Penguin’.

In a bid to ensure that Londoners and those visiting for the Games dont miss out on the chance to visit London Zoo’s Humbolt Penguins, The ZSL have commissioned a production team to draw up a dramatic redesign of the famed skyscraper. You can read more about this here.

The images, revealed today, show London’s landmarks eclipsed by an enormous Humboldt penguin.

And for those of you Oxford based with Penguin obsession, you dont even have to go to London. The deliciously bonkers Cotswold Wildlife Park (think stately home with a Rhino wandering about the front lawn and find it here) have a collection of adorable penguins! You can even watch them being fed (at 11.00am and 16.00pm (15.00pm in winter months).). The best bit about these happy chaps is that you dont even have to leave the privacy of your own home thanks to their clever webcam tingymabob… And please don’t forget to say hello to the one who answers to the name of Pontius. He belongs to my mother…

However, don’t forget to afford them some privacy… despite Penguins remaining faithful to one partner and also return to the same breeding site year after year, they also have some pretty weird (well at least by Edwardian standards) habits and predilections: Accounts of unusual sexual activities among penguins, observed a century ago by a member of Captain Scott’s polar team, have just been made public. Acts that Dr Levick considered “depraved” were recorded during Scott’s ill-fated Terra Nova expedition to the South Pole in 1910. You can follow this story here.

Levick was obviously a loony himself (nothwishstanding his desire to spend years in a frozen wasteland watching penguins…) he then decided, in his infinite wisdom, to record their “perverted” activities in Greek in his notebook. Obviously Penguins don’t read Greek.

Let’s just hope the new Penguin Tower does not try to mate with The Shard… that would be painful.

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This never happens in the real world

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Kevin the Tuna Sandwich

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