George Formby – When I’m Doing Acid

It is perhaps a little known fact that in 1956 ukulele maestro George Formby took part in top secret drug tests. The results were filmed for a proposed Elstree Comedy entitled “Why Do You Look Like A Donkey Our Vera?”.

It was a step too far for the laughing Lancashire lad – the movie was scrapped and Formby never spoke of it again….remarkably this vintage footage has only just surfaced.

It is sad how the Beatles stole a lot of his early lyrics and never credited him… and before you ask, no, he did not invent the grilling machine.

Turn out nice again hasn’t it?

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Ask Boris

This last week the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, found himself on Twitter, asking the Twiterarti to send him questions under the #askboris hashtag.

As is often with the net, this brilliant endeavour to engage everyday citizens with the political process and opportunity hold our elected politicians to account was soon hijacked by thoughtless, inane, miscreants who ought to be ashamed of themselves.

But at least you now know why crabs walk sideways…

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Political correctness

Follow the yellow brick road…

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Guess Who 3

This week’s photo contains two people you should get easily, and one you might struggle with… any suggestions?

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Guess Who 2

and this one should not need any guessing… its too awesome a photo not to know who they all are! Perhaps a caption competition this time!?!

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Guess Who?

I recently found this marvellous picture of two amazing people. A (small) prize is offered if you can tell me who they both are!

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Is this the way to Amarillo?

Last night on the bus going home I was prating about on Googlemaps… It just about passes the time when you are too tired to sleep, and have forgotten your headphones…

I have made an amazing and important discovery. Tony Chirstie was obviously a total fool… Amarillo is really only just round the corner from Home… in fact there are only two turnings involved… how can he possibly need to keep stopping and asking for directions? I think there is a conspiracy going on there, and I shall investigate further…

For those of you who have no idea what I am going on about follow this link… but beware its horribly catchy… well catchy and horrible.

This one is marginally better if only because it raised millions for charity… somehow… what must the world make of us?… loonies!

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The Knight’s Tale

Last summer I was lucky enough to be invited to a quite remarkable weekend…The Great Feast of Michaelmas of the Men of Armes and Galaunt Dedes. It was a bit like a dinner party, but the dress was more early middle ages than your average dinner suit. Not only was the company and the feast totally overwhelming, but there was a hectic schedule of archery, falconry, jousting and tilting, and fighting with broadswords. Needless to say I was better at the feasting than the fighting; but it was all great fun and always good to spend time with people passionate about their pleasures.

Anyhow, one of the guests at the weekend was Tobias Capwell, Director of the Wallace Collection (just go and see it…) and one of the country’s leading specialists in all things gallant and marshal metalworking. He has been presenting a BBC 4 documentary celebrating the age of armour, that tells how Henry VIII fused German technology with Renaissance artistry to become the image of the perfect knight. It’s available on  BBC iPlayer right now; follow this link The Knights Tale.

I am not too sure about his description of “armour that tries to seduce you,” or the somewhat odd quip that “this is what Elisabeth would have looked like… If she were a man.” But his mastery of the subject is impressive, as are his skills on horseback… the image above is from the weekend.

One last thing… do check out the images of the famous ‘Maxamillian Gift Armour’… quite stunning, and testament to the craftsmanship of the age, the Emperor’s regard for Henry VIII, and personal humour. 

 

 

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Queen Sized Mattress

This is a long line of Queen related lyric jokes…

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I walked past this last night, and it does look very exciting… a great use of a wonderful old building… make the effort to go see!

Jamie Jauncey's avatarA Few Kind Words

This coming Monday evening the whole of Rochester House, the old Oxford central telephone exchange and mail sorting office, will come alive after many years of disuse. Its three rambling, empty buildings, linked around a courtyard, will fill with people gathering for the launch of an extraordinary exhibition.

Other Worlds is a celebration of stories and the imagination, as is The Story Museum itself, the new owner of this warren of deserted rooms, dusty passages, gloomy staircases, rundown loading bays and other eccentric spaces. The celebration takes the form of installations by 25 writers collaborating with visual artists. Each pair or group of collaborators has been invited to tell a story that draws its inspiration from the space they have been allocated, a story that takes its audience into another world.

Most of the installations are now in place, apart from those of the Scottish contingent, me included, who haven’t…

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