Varsity Rugby 2011

Sorry, its been a quiet week on the Blog front… what with birthdays and colds I have been neglecting you all. Anyhow, yesterday was a brilliant day. A few good friends and I were lucky enough o be invited to the InBev box at Twickenham for the 2011 Varsity Rugby clash between our glorious university, and the other place.

Needless to say the final score reflected the status and standing of the two universities, but was, in reality, a secondary pursuit to that of refreshment.

I am exceedingly grateful to Andrew Hall of the infamous Rose & Crown, Stuart of InBev, Mark and Archie from Marstons, and the spectacularly beautiful dark haired girl on the train who prevented me from attempting to stop the 22:55 Glasgow to London train with the use of ‘the beer force.’

The boys in Dark Blue played well, the Light Blues, well, they turned up. Here’s to them, the vanquished

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Cover of the next book…

Please vote for which one should be on the cover of the next book…  the next proceedings of the ISYT!

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Born Digital

For those of you who just can’t wait for the forthcoming three volume epic, nor for the Hollywood blockbuster, nor West End hit musical, here is a link you might find interesting from the Oxford Research Archive … well, mildly distracting for about five seconds… It even has its own QR code for all you clever iKids out there! 

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All men dream…

I seem to be on a bit of a theme of digging up old rubbish… sorry about that, but this one appeared in my inbox, and I thought I had better share it with you all (well, the both of you that read this nonsense…) 

A rusty pocket knife that ones belonged to T E Lawrence, AKA ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ is going up for sale at auction later this month. The current owner apparently bought the knife in the 1990s from the son of the local man who found it 40 years ago, in the hedge at Lawrence’s bizarre home at Cloud’s Hill near Bovington. The house itself is well worth a look if you are ever passing that way (its on the way to Monkey World!) as it features many of his possessions from the period when he was living as a recluse under a different name and enrolled in the RAF. The National Trust wonderfully describes how “the austere rooms are much as he left them and reflect his complex personality.”

The Victorian-era knife was made by Royal cutlers Underwood and Farrant, and features his initials burnt into the wooden handle. Astonishingly it is valued at only £300, but I have a sneaky suspicion that it will sell for a lot more than that! Especially after the Daily Mail got wind of the story. Shame really, it should be with his rifle and Brough Superior in the Imperial War Museum.

(PS, if you don’t know the quote that starts ‘All men dream…’ look it up. Do it right now. I might then just about forgive you for not having read the Seven Pillars.)

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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he’s from the future

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world! Read the full story here. Now, I must go and bury some more junk in the garden for me to dig up as a child… back in a second. 

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Childhood redux

When we were kids my sister and I grew up in a small village near Malvern called Hanley Swan. I dont really know why we moved from the Northeast, I guess it must have been for dad’s work, but we arrived there some time in about 1982, and shortly afterwards, my sister was born. The whole place had a touch of the fairy tale about it, right from picturesque the village duck pond, the ponderous and ever flooding River Severn, even the address conjured Elgar and gloaming sunlight: Lilac Cottage, Picken End, Hanley Swan, Hereford & Worcestershire.

The best thing about the house was the enormous garden. We were totally spoilt kids with a tree house, a pet rabbit, a swing, a sandpit, fruit trees, Wendy house, steel drum kit (how many kids have one of those made for them!?), go-cart, and enough space to get lost in. I have really good memories of the whole place. However despite these manifold distractions and entertainments, the corner that I seem to remember most time poking about in was about half way down the garden on the left hand side, sort of under an old rotting tree… the old rubbish dump!

As a slightly (Ok… not even slightly… massivly) geeky kid complete with metal detector and trowel I would spend hours digging up old bits of metal, glass bottles, buttons, and miscellaneous victorian junk that must have been tossed away by the former inhabitants of the house. I even remember proudly showing my horrified mother a set of old false teeth that I had dug up from somewhere…

So, why am I taking you on this meandering jaunt into my childhood and telling you all about some junk I once dug up? Well, I guess by writing this, and you reading it, I have already proved my point… the internet is crammed full of total nonsense, but it does have little corners of clutter that offer remarkable access to information. Lord only knows why people publish the nonsense that they do, but I for one am grateful that they do… By accident the other day I found a photo of the very people whose junk I had been digging up all those years ago. I could actually stare into the eyes (sadly not dentureless mouth) of the people who had drunk from those bottles, lost those buttons, and tossed all their junk into what was once their own garden. And here they are, thanks to the Hanley Castle and Hanley Swan Village Website:

George Dovey was born in 1819 and, as a young man, he travelled widely in Worcestershire. He had first married a Castlemorton girl, but she died in the early 1850s, leaving him to bring up two daughters. At some point in his travels he met Jane Colley, 16 years his junior, from Suckley Green, the daughter of an agricultural labourer. They married and their first child was born in 1854 in Doverdale. George and Jane had a total of 12 children over a period of 24 years, eight boys and four girls, all the boys becoming, like their forebears, agricultural labourers.

George died before the end of the century, leaving Jane as the matriarch of the family. With 43 grandchildren by 1917, she was known throughout the parish as Granny Dovey. When the Blackmore estate was broken up in 1919, she somehow found the money to buy the two small properties the family rented in Picken End – Liliac Cottage and Rose Cottage. Jane died in 1926 at the age of 91.

I guess the point is digging up trivia, ephemera, and rubbish is great fun, be it as a kid in the garden, or sitting on the sofa with google as you metal detector and trowel.

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A whisky bottle, a pig’s head, and a blow-up doll…

You have to love ‘news’ stories that involve a whisky bottle, a pig’s head, and a blow-up doll… you could not even make this gem up… and it comes complete with bigoted and erroneous comments below! 

I love the defence lawyers claim that “Sheppard had thrown the bottle in the general direction of the group but had not meant to hit anyone with it.” I wonder how long it took him to conjure that one up… possibly only outdone by the brilliant piece of reporting that one of the group “had a blow-up doll with him and that seems to be the crux of what happened.” Move aside F E Smith and William Boot!

Read the full masterpiece here. Ah Oxford. I love you sometimes…

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Who wants to live forever?

The legend that was Freddie Mercury died twenty years ago today. A buck-toothed, homosexual called Farrokh from Zanzibar, he went on to become the greatest showman and live performer the world has ever been blessed with. His sad death from AIDS twenty years ago was the first major public figure to die of the disease, and lead to international heightened awareness of the risks it poses. Elizabeth Taylor, never normally someone that captures my sort of sentiment, of  spoke of Mercury as “an extraordinary rock star who rushed across our cultural landscape like a comet shooting across the sky.” I can remember exactly where I was when I learned of his death (dispute only being ten years old at the time) and he is still sadly missed.


“My soul was painted like the wings of butterflies. Fairytales of yesterday will grow and never die; I can fly my friends, I can fly!”

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Movember appeal…

OK, so this time my laughable charity focus is not on ‘sport’ but more ‘sporting.’ So dig deep while I concentrate on growing the tash… and thanks for your support. I look stupid. 

http://uk.movember.com/mospace/2684978/

Photos of the epic gingerness to follow… but there is a sneek preview on the donations page just to incentive you!

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Step Free Tube…

Just seen this, sent by a friend of mine Ringae. It basically shows what the tube map would look like if you could not make it up stairs. Sad really in this day and age.

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