Shantaram: Seven Pillars of Wisdom with James Bond

I have just finished reading Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts.

My father first recommended the book to me years ago after he read it on holiday, and a few months ago I was instructed to read it by a lady. Given my preoccupation with all things India, love of a good book, and how well both the story sommeliers know me, I decided to finally broach the behemoth. And it is quite the monster of a book… 930 pages, with not even a picture to keep me entertained.

As you may have gathered from this blog, and those that know me, I am normally a fairly binary character; I know what I like (gin, electroswing, port meadow) and what I don’t like (dill, Cornmarket, vermouth) but this one has left me stumped. Not, to push the cricketing analogy, Myatt. 33. Caught and bowled, Roberts. But more stumped; playing forward to one that turned more than expected.

Let me explain. I know I should have loved this look. I wanted to love this book. The fact that I was lent dad’s battered copy of a book nearly 1000 pages long all about India, should have been enough. The fact that someone, more dear to me than she knows, shoved a note in my pocket telling me in bold capitals that I was a fool not to have read it, was reason enough. The fact that I read it on my first holiday in years shows that I was willing to accept the page turning marathon. And in truth, I did love it. But only in parts.

33600 copy

The main character in the book, Lin, is almost subservient to what is best described as “Mother India.” I loved the descriptions of her cities, villages, people, bustle, and vibrancy. If you have been to the sub-continent, you will know exactly what I am talking about. The fact that she grips you, assaults you, and demands the full attention of every one of your senses is an almost ubiquitous, but bewildering, realisation that you are already in love with her. The time Lin spends in the slums and coffee shops of Bombay are the most convincing and compelling parts of the book. You sit with him in the wicker bucket seats at Leopold’s, help him to mend the tin roofs ahead of the monsoon in the clinic, and watch in horror during the beatings at the Arthur Road Prison. (Incidentally you can visit most of the sites in the book with one of the ‘real’ characters. See here.) Roberts’ descriptions of the major characters are very human and believable. For the most part the book ticks along at a good pace, and despite its focus on brutal violence and complex criminals it is an enjoyable read. The twists are spread evenly enough throughout the book to keep you interested, even if they hove sluggishly into view pages before they are executed.

However I have some reservations about the book. The vast majority of the characters are poorly developed. We learn a lot about them, but they add very little to the book. For example, we are provided with personal descriptions and life stories of each of the mujahideen fighters as they battle through Afghanistan, but their actions and role in the development of the plot is limited. This could be for one of two reasons, either Roberts loves the sound of his own descriptive narrative, or they were all real people who profoundly affected his life and he wanted to memorialise them in this way. Roberts has claimed that the book is semi-autobiographical; and certainly there is enough evidence not to doubt his assertion, but this does sometimes lead to frustrating narrative cul-de-sacs. This is (increasingly, and lamentably) acceptable in a serialisation, but indulgent in a 1000 page single volume. Aside from the three main characters the cast list is a touch cartoon… everyone is an extrovert who has two, or at most three, defining features. Karla for instance has a green eyes, a great body, and Lin loves her; but despite the love being constantly examined in a nauseatingly introspective way, it is never explained or convincing. I don’t agree with the accusations from some quarters of inherent racism, but the number of characters could be halved, their intensity doubled, and the book would, IMHO, be much the better for it.

Lin, or Roberts, clearly is his own biggest fan. Chapters are devoted to his looks, charm, linguistic abilities, athleticism, humility, cunning, bravery, and admittedly his flaws, addictions, and criminality. It can be best described as self obsessed. The way Lin is ‘at ease’ with everyone, but ill at ease with himself hints at a darker narcissism, but the constant introspection of the main character is a bore. The very name, albeit a moniker, Shantaram means ‘man of peace,’ and it is hard to imagine others so hubristically accepting and using the title. The nascent philosophy are at the same time a welcome relief, and vaguely irritating. The development of the debate between Lin and his mentor and father figure regarding ethics and intention of action provides a second dimension to the book, but it is hardly a balanced introduction to Deontology or Consequentialism. Kant too thought  it possible to develop a consistent moral system using reason alone, but his theory glimmers here rather than shines, eclipsed by the star of the semi-autobigraphical show.

Basically I wanted too much. I wanted the Seven Pillars of Wisdom with James Bond. What we have is an fantastically engaging, gripping, page turner, that will make you smile and your stomach turn at the same time. However, and alas, it is no modern Arabian Nights… that said, if you do know of one, please do tell me!

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The Fair Queen and St Giles

Oxford has this week been turned over to the annual St Giles’ Fair. It has been the traditional riot of lights, colour, and smells (some good, some less so)… I always feel that it is such a shame that the fair is not held when the students are in term and can also enjoy it; however given that its history goes back to pre 1200, I guess the fair has precedence over the undergrads!

A couple of interesting snippets about the bonanza of bright lights and booze: I has enjoyed Royal patrons in the past, indeed, when Elisabeth I stayed in Oxford between 3–10 September 1567 she watched the fair from the windows of St John’s College on the east side of St Giles’. I bet she did not go on the dodge’ms though…

Traditionally, anyone with a beershop was allowed to bring barrels of beer to St Giles’ Fair for sale. The great Wikipedia also tells me that another custom was that any householder in St Giles itself could sell beer and spirits during the fair by hanging the bough of a tree over their front door. Next year I am going to make a fortune flogging gin and beer with only the help of a hanging bough!

St Giles' Fair

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The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Just occasionally I find little gems of musical interest, and feel compelled to share them with you… I have what was once described as a “catholic” taste in music (note, small ‘c’… I don’t listen to Ave Maria over and over…) and I think it’s fair to say that this one is somewhat ‘off piste’.

This was recorded in 1939, as World War II broke out,  but “Mbube” (the Zulu word for Lion) was written in the 1920s by the delightfully names Solomon Linda. Solomon was a Zulu South African singer, who worked for the Gallo Record Company as a cleaner and record packer. He also sang performed part time with a choir, The Evening Birds, who form the backing vocals in this recording.

Many of you will recognise the song as the basis for ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight‘ recorded over the years by many artists, but made famous by The Weavers, and also by Ladysmith Black Mambazo. For his 1939 performance of ‘Mbube’ Linda was paid a small fee. Gallo Records of South Africa reaped all the royalties of the record sales in South Africa and Great Britain. The record, through its subsequent incarnations went on to reap over US$15 million in royalties from covers and film licensing (think The Lion King…) However the sad fact remains that Linda received virtually nothing for his work and died in 1962 with $25 in his bank account.

A long and complex legal battle ensued. Linda’s heirs claimed that they had received less than one percent of the royalties due him from Abilene Music Publishers and that Disney owed $1.6 million in royalties for the use of ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight‘ in the film and musical stage productions. In February 2006, Linda’s descendants reached a legal settlement with Abilene Music Publishers, who held the worldwide rights and had licensed the song to Disney, to place the earnings of the song in a trust. That trust continues to do stirling work with Zulu musicians.

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Holi Smoke (stack)

Do check out these great photos from the Holi festival at Battersea Power-station earlier this month.

Holi is the Hindu festival that heralds the arrival of spring on the subcontinent, and is traditionally celebrated by showering your friends and family (indeed anyone you come across) with brightly coloured powder. It’s enormous fun, but the powder does seem to find its way into the strangest places! Check out the rest of the photos here.

Battersea Holi

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Lying about the lion

This little gem has made the inside pages around the word this week as a Chinese zoo’s supposed “African lion” was exposed as a fraud. The dog that the zoo had used as a substitute started barking… raising eyebrows and suspicions that it might not actually be a lion.

The zoo in the People’s Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily.

It quoted a customer named Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made – but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled “African lion” was barking.

The beast was in fact a Tibetan mastiff – a large and long-haired breed of dog. lion dog

In a rad faced interview the the chief of the park’s animal department, Liu Suya, told the paper that while it does have a lion, it had been taken to a breeding facility and the dog — which belonged to an employee — had been temporarily housed in the zoo over safety concerns.

I think he might be lying, especially as the zoo was also found to have two coypu rodents in a snake’s cage, a white fox in a leopard’s den, and another dog in a wolf pen. Barking mad if you ask me.

 

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Awkward Positions.

I bet you have always wondered where the various cricket positions are located around the field when you have been listening in on the radio. Well here is a helpful guide:

Cricktpositions

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Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor

I am having a musical week…. last night I was also bit fed up with things, and so wanted to blast some music that would match my mood and then cheer me up… I turned the traditional rock albums from the late 70’s and early 80’s up loud, but my mood did not lift… so as opposed to classic monsters, I tried some classical beasts. It worked a treat. (But possibly annoyed my neighbours… sorry…)

I have long been a fan of Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D (BWV 565 apparently, for those who know such things…) This is the most stunning version that I have found that I can share with you all:

This is a superb animated version… I love following the dots along, and wonder if this is the sort of thing that people with synæsthesia can ‘see and hear’? How wonderful, and frightening, that must be! I even appreciate how slightly staccato this rendition is… it feels a touch 80’s Atari computer game!

I really enjoyed and appreciated watching the great (and he looks great in his tails) Karl Richter battle with a stunning and resonate rendition here. I love the way it takes two to play this instrument… and Mr Richter does have an air of madness about him…

However I  have to remind myself that all this is only a shot step from this… and as evinced James Mason’s brilliant portrayal of Captain Nemo, it can get a bit much, and might drive you mad… plus I am not sure it will work on the Ukelele.

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The Milk Carton Kids

A good (and Tibetologically minded) friend of mine has just put me on to these wonderful people… and so I thought that I would share them with you too.

That’s how we roll, us Tibetologists. Nice like that.

The Milk Carton Kids are part Simon and Garfunkel, part Cat Stevens. And in my opinion, this can never be a bad thing.

Check their website. You can download their latest album for free, and do check out the links to their latest gigs here. The gig in Grand Rapids is awesome.

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Here Comes the Sun

I want to share something of beauty with you today. It also seems appropriate given the glorious weather we have been enjoying.

Here Comes the Sun, by George Harrison has long been of my favourite songs; I love the simple melody, the optimism, and the reassurance that “it’s alright.” While I am not a massive Beatles fan, I think the songs written by Harrison stand head and shoulders above the others… While my Guitar Gently Weeps is magnificent,  Across the Universe features a chorus in Sanskrit, and My Sweet Lord is just sublime. (Mind you, the least said about what came later, the better…)

The song was written in 1969 when Harrison was having a tough time dealing with a drug addiction, temporarily having quitting the Beatles, and the frustrations of working with he giants of the music buisness. In his autobiography he wrote:

“Here Comes the Sun” was written at the time when Apple was getting like school, where we had to go and be businessmen: ‘Sign this’ and ‘sign that’. Anyway, it seems as if winter in England goes on forever, by the time spring comes you really deserve it. So one day I decided I was going to sag off Apple and I went over to Eric Clapton’s house. The relief of not having to go see all those dopey accountants was wonderful, and I walked around the garden with one of Eric’s acoustic guitars and wrote “Here Comes the Sun”

The other day I stumbled across a cover of Here Comes the Sun performed by Antony and the Johnsons. It was recorded at the Abbey Road Studios in 2009, and it is honestly beautiful. Sad, and melancholic certainly, but (if you listen to the interview available elsewhere on the internet) his interpretation of sun/son is an interest take. The sound pays greater homage (as is his want) to Nina Simone than Harrison’s original, but loses none of its beauty.

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Royal Baby News, and a chip off the old block

While the world’s media attention is focused on London and the impending arrival of the third in line to the throne, there have been other major news stories that you might just have overlooked.

A particular gem from the Gloucestershire Echo, leads with the headline, “Is this the biggest chip in Gloucestershire?

In ground breaking journalism there is a interview and quotes from a woman who was served a gigantic chip at The Mill Inn in Withington on Saturday.

On what might best be described as a ‘slow news day’ the woman commented:

Chip

I couldn’t believe how big it was when I saw it,” she said.

It’s definitely the biggest chip I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of chips.”

She added: “I now plan to research the history of huge chips in the county. I just hope there are records.”

I can hardly contain my excitement.

 

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